When IIT turns into ITI...

1. "Prof. S. Arun Kumar is one of the toppest engineers in the world" - 2009CS10***

2. History of catalysis. Being shown pictures of great 'catalytic' scientists.
Roomie: "Stud lag raha hai yaar"
Me: "Shaadi kar le"
Roomie: "Mar gaya hai, pagal, year of death toh dekh"

3. Me: "You don't know SHUBHAM TULSIANI?!?!?!?!"
Roomie: "Kon hai? Kisi ka boyfriend?"

Sigh. RIP AIR 2.

>.< >.< >.<

This Past Week...

Sweetest thing someone said to me : "You're my latest obsession." :D
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Wittiest wisecrack:
Me - "...but the point is..."
AIR 1**: "That you don't have one"
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"What is the course for this is new knowledge for you?" - Feedback form, CYP100
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"Cancer sucks"
"Smoking makes you suck"
- Ingenious slogans from the poster-making event, courtesy NSS, IITD
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And oh, something I heard - "There are two girls in the mechanical department of IITD, and people are still trying to figure out who they are..."
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---> HIGHLY RECOMMENDED <---

For The Sake of It

Around 4 in the morning, and I don't intend to sleep, no, not yet. My first night-out, wheeeeeeeeee.

Double wheeeeeeeeeeee.

Wheeeeeeeeeee squared.

And and, she needs advice. Or maybe she should just learn to take her decisions herself.

And she needs to stop being such a 'compulsive confessor'. Or not. Whatchathink?